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I want to bang all of you, preferably at once.

Jenna Marbles

Dear Jenna Marbles,
I love your videos, you're a pretty fuckin' hilarious lady. Plus you're extremely good looking and I'm attracted to you because of this. I secretly think we're twins or something because like I dyed my hair red and then you did. You started loving Nyan Cat and then I did. It's kind of a cute thing we have going on without really knowing eachother.

That Sexy Sexual Love Poem that you wrote for me, really touched my heart. I picked out what I want at the dollar store.

You rock girl, don't ever change.

Love

-Cait

Ps. I subscribed to your channel...

faaaalling in love...

If you are going to fall in love with me it's only fair you know what you're falling in love with. You are falling in love with my insecurities, and my obsession with trying to figure out what everyone thinks of me. You are falling in love with my immaturity, my constant need to feel loved, my overactive tear ducts, my internet obsession, my tendency to be on the clingy side. You're falling in love with my troubled past, and my hopes and dreams, and how I'm a hopeless romantic at heart. If you fall in love with me, you'll fall in love with my imperfections and my perception that nobody could ever love me. But, you are also falling in love with the way my eyes will smile when I'm with you, the way I'll text you in the morning just so i know you'll have a good day/ You\re falling in love with the occasionally humourous thought-provoking things I say, and the way I blush when people ask me about you. But to me the most important thing will be that yuo are falling in love with me, despite my thinking that it is impossible to do so.